Union-made beer list at the bottom of this post

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer, I drink I feel ashamed. Then
I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is
better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”
~ Jack Handy
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“When I read about the evils of drinking beer, I gave up reading.”
~ Henny Youngman
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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. “
~Frank Sinatra
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“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!”
~ Brian O’Rourke
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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
~ Benjamin Franklin
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“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
~ Dave Barry
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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!
~ “Unknown”
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Remember “I” before “E”, except in Budweiser.
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To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group.
Salvation in a can!!
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One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin, of Cheers, was explaining the
Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm… Here’s how it went:

“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the
whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
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Source: AFL-CIO, IBEW, Local One, Directory for Union-Made Goods and Services